deploy-landed — a deploy is done when the running thing is the thing you meant

A deploy command's exit code says the command finished. It does not say the new code is serving, that its configuration arrived, or that the product works. Every trap below produced a green exit and a broken or stale product on a real project:

Before: is the server what git says it is?

Before pulling or building on a host someone can reach by hand:

git -C /srv/app status --porcelain        # anything here is a patch that is not in git
git -C /srv/app log -1 --format=%H        # what the host thinks it runs

Anything uncommitted on the host is either committed first or reported as drift — never overwritten silently, and never left as the only copy of a fix.

After: four checks, each with its evidence

1. Revision. What is serving equals the commit you meant.
   • Cloud Run / k8s: the live revision's image tag or digest, then git merge-base --is-ancestor <commit> <image-tag-sha>.
   • Pages / Workers / Vercel: the deployment id and its commit.
   • A plain host: the running process's start time is after the deploy, and the file it serves has the new content (grep for a string the change introduced).
   • A /version endpoint, when the app has one, beats all of the above.
2. Configuration. The variables and secrets the new code reads are present in the running process — count them against the list the code expects. In a container, read them from PID 1 (cat /proc/1/environ | tr '\0' '\n'), not from docker exec env. After --set-secrets/--set-env-vars, check that the ones you did not name are still there: those flags replace the whole set.
3. Function. One request that does the product's job and returns something you can compare to a known value — an order created, a row written, a trade placed on paper. A health endpoint proves the process is up, nothing more.
4. Startup errors. Logs for the new revision since it started, at WARNING and above. Zero lines is a finding only if you saw the logs flowing at all.

Report

End the deploy report with this block. A check you could not run is NOT CHECKED with the reason — never omitted, never PASS.

DEPLOY-LANDED <service> @ <commit>
  revision : PASS — serving <revision/deployment id> built from <sha>
  config   : PASS — 14/14 expected vars present in PID 1
  function : PASS — POST /orders → 201, row id 8812 visible in DB
  startup  : PASS — 0 WARNING+ lines since 12:04:10

A FAIL in any line means the deploy is not done, whatever the command printed.